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The Madonna Men



 

The Material girl seems overly miffed that Ritchie, the soon to be ex-Mr Madonna wants his slice of the pie.
Given that the split wasn’t, according to some sources, his idea, perhaps its a punitive thing.. we can only surmise..

The material girl has been quoted as saying that she’s worked her @ss off over the years for what she has.
Curiosity impels us to ask, given the slew of men she’s gone through in those same years, how she had time for work.
Looking back on the Madonna men we find a wide and diverse array of personalities.

  • Jellybean Benitez–throughout a good portion of the 80’s he was the main squeeze in Madonnas life.
  • Sean Penn–3 years married,85-89, and Penn can’t seem to bring himself to say her name. He refers to her simply, in interviews by the title “the first wife”.
  • Warren Beatty, about a years worth of interaction, back in 89..
  • Tony Ward–a brief fling in the first part of the 90’s.
  • Vanilla Ice–(now there’s a name that doesn’t hit the headlines much any more)just about 8 months worth of relationship in 92…later in a 94 interview with USA Today he is quoted as saying””She would call me at strange hours, ‘Are you in bed with another girl?’ At 6 in the morning, man, I’m like, ‘I’m (insert curse word) sleeping all alone. What the (more curse words)? Why do you keep doing this?’
  • Dennis Rodman–Who can forget the Material Girls brief fling with Rodman, who was ungentlemanly enough to describe their dating on talk tv. The Bad Boy of Basketball didn’t hold a great deal back when discussing the Madonna ordeal. The Sun Times,in their Rodman feature quotes him as saying  “It was like the ‘somebody died call’. I picked up the phone and Madonna was like, ‘I’m ovulating, I’m ovulating. Get your ass up here’. So I left my chips on the table, flew five hours to New York and did my thing. We got done and she was standing on her head in an attempt to promote conception — just like any girl trying to get pregnant. I flew back to Las Vegas and picked up my game where I left off.”.. wow.. real commitment there.
  • Carlos Leon–Father of Lourdes says that meeting Madonna was something that changed his life… now how do we take that comment?
  •    Guy Ritchie, the latest soon to be Ex Mr Madonna– began to call Madonna “the missus” long before they were married and is quoted as saying, in the beginning of course, that if the marriage failed, he didn’t want a thing from the woman..

Time Does seem to change things.

Now that its over..  is Madonna on the lookout for her next ex?? Or has she, as has been reported by the rags, perhaps, already found him?

 

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