The celebs who offer the most absolutely insane names for their children seem to be the rockers, but they don’t hold the patent on seriously unusual baby names for their hapless offspring.
It seems the stars also get in on the action when it comes to saddling them with some truly unusual names.
Some of the more memorable names that have been dished out over the past few years are:
- Pilot Inspektor, Jason Lee
- Zuma Nesta Rock, Gwen and Gavin
- daughter Apple , a son Moses, Gwyneth Paltrow ( these just seem mild now)
- Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette
- Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon
- Banjo, Rachel Griffith
- Dweezil, Ahmet and Moon Unit: Frank Zappa
- Kal-el, Nicholas Cage
- Tabooger: Dan Cortese (You HAVE to feel pity for this kiddo!)
- Spec Wildhorse: John Cougar Mellencamp
- Sage Moon Blood: Sylvester Stallone
Sound off in the comments!! What’s your vote for the poor kid who got saddled with the worst name ever?
Tabooger? Ohmigod that gets my vote. What were those morons THINKING?
I will also cast my vote for the Tabooger thing. I don’t think that they think at all. Maybe all the Hollyweed left some of them essentially brain dead.
Then theres also that idiot Micheal Jackson who named two of his kids Prince something or other. I think both names are the same. As IF being Micheal Jacksons kid isn’t enough of a handicap!
Wasn’t Kal-el a superman villain? LOL
People come up with the strangest names for their children. Why would anyone name their child Sage Moon Blood? Gotta say, those are definitely amongst the strangest names.
LOL Matt. I think it was supermans real name actually.
Based on the theory that we should name our kids after something that had a big impact on our lives while we were carrying the child..
I was confined to bed for a few weeks and played Bonk’s Revenge endlessly.
Wonder how he would feel about being named Bonk?
Naming a child Pilot Inspektor or Audio Science – that’s just mean! Poor kids…
Good grief.. what were those parents thinking.. If I was one of those kids I would seriously think about changing my name.. reminds me of the country western song by Johnny Cash called “Boy Named Sue..”