You know that deafening preteen scream you heard before? Here’s the explanation; that sparkly vampire (he’s never, ever going to live that down) we all know as Robert Pattinson has been seen canoodling with one Erika Dutra at a party in Cannes, France.
A witness to the canoodling had this to say to Life & Style;
“Erika was introduced to Robert by a mutual friend at the beginning of the night and he was smitten with her from that point on. He took pictures of her, sat with her all night, and the two of them were even seen kissing! There was serious chemistry between them, and they looked like they were having an amazing time. Erika and Robert even left the party together!”
Miss Dutra had better watch her back (if Happy Patty isn’t already watching her backside for her), we get a feeling a witch hunt isn’t exactly impossible. There’s nothing scarier than being chased by a group of vengeful preteen girls (take it from us).