Nicolas Cage, stupid hair connoisseur and hugely successful actor, apparently hired a voodoo priestess to break a hex on the set of his latest film, the Sorceror’s Apprentice, according to the National Inquirer. Cage hired the priestess after two seperate car accidents in two days injured crew members and bystanders.

The first accident was a stuntman losing control of a Ferrari and hitting two pedestrians, whilst the second was an SUV hitting a parked car, which injured 9 members of the film’s crew. We assume the stuntman got out of the Ferrari and said ‘it’s not mine’, afterwards. The two accidents forced Cage to come to the only possible logical conclusion; a curse, so he hired a voodoo priestess to remove it for him.

An ‘inside source’ told the newspaper:

‘Everyone was shocked when the voodoo woman arrived on the set. She was wearing a long black and purple dress had long stringy hair – and carried a broom. She sprinkled ‘Voodoo Dust’ on the pavement as she chanted weird phrases to frighten bad spirits.’

We like to assume that working on a set with Nicolas Cage features situations such as this daily.