Liam Gallagher, show on the left apparently staring at something wondrous, has gone on one of his world famous bitchfests, again. This time he attacks the Kaiser Chiefs, Spandau Ballet, Coldplay, and compliments Blur in the process. After a fashion.
Liam said the The Sun; ‘I’m right into the Blur reunion, ‘cos it’ll finish off the KAISER CHIEFS and put them to bed.’ See, that’s probably the height of Liam’s complimentary skills right there. He continued; ‘There’s nothing worse than a s*** Blur. And at least the original s*** Blur are back to finish off all these other s*** Blurs.’ Beautiful words.
He then carried on to the Spandau Ballet:
‘I’ll tell you what, though, all these band reunions recently, it just goes to show who’s the real deal. Oasis have never split up. Now all these bands have come back, just as the recession is kicking in. They’ve all been found out. SPANDAU BALLET? I’ve seen TONY HADLEY, and it’s more like Spandau Belly.’
We’re not sure if he has a point or not, but he could probably be more eloquent in his phrasing. Obviously, after going there, the only place he could go was to fashion. With his own new clothing line coming out, called Pretty Green, he jumped at Coldplay’s fashion sense;
‘What are those uniforms about? My kids have got play outfits that are better than Coldplay’s. I mean, if you’re gonna win a Grammy Award, don’t turn up looking like binmen! Disgraceful. Make a bit of effort, I say.’
A word of warning to you, Liam – you can not ever be both a cool, hard, manly man and have a fashion line and dump on anybody’s fashion sense. Really.