Celebrity Christmas Quotes

Bob Hope, Jay Leno, Joan Rivers

Here are a few Celebrity Christmas Quotes to get you into the Christmas spirit… Merry X-mas!

“Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.”Dennis Miller

“The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.”Joan Rivers

“The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.”Jay Leno

“Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.”Bart Simpson

“And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled ’till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.”Dr. Seuss

“The day I saw my mom eating the Santa cookies on the plate was one of the most horrific days of my life.”Halle Berry

“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.”Shirley Temple

“Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know… the birth of Santa.”
Bart Simpson

“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”Johnny Carson

“My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?”Bob Hope

“Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won’t make it white.”Bing Crosby

“Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it weren’t for Christmas
We’d all be Jewish.”

– Benny Hill

[Sources:, BBC News,,,]


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