Liam Gallagher says that he thought his brother had been stabbed after the stage was invaded by a fan in a Toronto show. Dishing it up on MTV TWO, Oasis stars talked about the assault, or alleged assault, for the first time since it happened.

The group has had to postpone three shows, after medical scans showed that Noel has three broken ribs.

Liam says, of the assault: “It was f**king dark… but it could’ve been a lot worse that’s the way I look at it. I thought he (brother Noel) had been stabbed.

“It won’t be happening again, I can assure you of that.”

Noel says that he too thought that a knife had been used because “At first, ‘cos it had been raining and there were puddles around, I thought I’d been stabbed… for a split second I s**t it.”

Toronto police say that 47-year-old Daniel Sullivan has been charged in connection with the invasion of the show and the assault.
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Michael Lohan has apparently ended the uneasy peace that seemed to be prevailing when he came out with verbal guns blazing, blasting  Lindsay’s girlfriend Samantha Ronson.

His rant, written via email and  published on gossip site X17, Lohan the pater took issue with everything from gal pal (??) Ronson’s fashion sense to her non existent  personal hygiene.

He wrote: “Look at the way she ‘dresses’? Once more, she uses her middle finger more than she uses words! Personally, I think she is dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity!

“Have you ever seen her apartment? For God’s sake, when she runs out of toilet paper she tells people to use the cardboard roll. (I was told this first hand).”

Michael added that  he  believes that it was Lohan’s relationship with Ronson that had caused her to miss the funeral of her own grandfather.

“The Lindsay I knew, never would have missed his wake or funeral,” he said. “But since being around Samantha, she has become a different person!”

Based on Ronsons appearance, lack of class and somewhat low rent attitude, we’d have to say, he does make some valid points, but perhaps they would have been better left unsaid??

According to ShowBiz News Heather Mills is going to court to save her reputation.
Ms Mills launched action in the High Courts to sue her former publicist, reportedly for more than £250,000,(fairly close to half a million dollars… I hope she paid her well ) the Daily Mail reported.

Heather Mills suit alleges breach of confidence and also falsehood (essentially libel and slander) over allegations that were made regarding her marriage to Sir Paul McCartney.

Elyzabeth, 58, claims that Mills was obsessed with money and fame. The publicist said Mills had “no heart” and accused her of trying to smear Sir Paul’s name during their divorce earlier this year.

case is expected to be heard within the next eight weeks.

After several weeks of high drama, tension, tons of tears and a workout that could make any water proof mascara poop out, Audrina Partridge was seen yesterday moving out of the guest house at Lauren Conrads house in LA.

It does appear to everyone concerned that the leave taking was a result of the continuous conflicting cacophony of emotion…(try saying THAT three times) that was taking place, (or being staged, depending on who you’re asking) between Audrina, Lauren and the other roomie, Lo Bosworth.

Photogs snapped Audrina taking her leave, but didn’t know where she was leaving… to..

Stay tuned.

Actor Rob Lowe declares that he has been passed over for no less than three commercials ever since nanny No. 2 sued him for sexual harassment, all according to court documents obtained by TMZ.com.

The famous actor also claims that he actually has lost over $1 million as a result.

Borat Learns to Drive

A judge in New York has recently dismissed a number of lawsuits against comedian/writer Sacha Baron Cohen and 20th Century Fox, E! Online reports.

The lawsuits were filed by two etiquette instructors and a driver’s ed teacher (Check out the video above!), who appeared in Cohen’s low-budget comedy “Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.”

In their lawsuits, the three plaintiffs claimed that the filmmakers had used deceitful methods to get them to appear in the movie. But since all three had both signed release forms and accepted money for partaking in the film, the judge dismissed the lawsuits, according to E! Online.

This is not the first time people, who appeared in the movie, have taken the makers of “Borat” to court. Two of the three University of South Carolina students, who Borat hitched a ride with in the movie, filed a lawsuit about two years ago claiming they were tricked into signing release forms while drunk. They also said they had been assured that the movie would not be shown in the U.S, according to TMZ.com. That lawsuit was dismissed in February 2007.