Kali Bowyer from Georgia claims that Chris Rock is the dad of her kid.

However, Chris Rock’s paternity result has finally been revealed and he’s not the father of the child!

“There is a final judgement. This is not Chris Rock’s child. It’s been fully litigated, and that includes DNA testing. I assume this is a publicity ploy for her alleged book,” said Rock’s lawyer John Mayone.

According to MSNBC, Kali Bowyer is still planning to write a book called “Hollywood Child,” which will depict her relationship with Chris Rock and his alleged love child.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have asked Bono from U2 to be the godfather of their newborn twins, according to Sunday Mirror.

“Brad and Angie think the world of Bono. They have been friends for years. Brad is a massive U2 fan and told Bono how much he admired him when they were introduced at a party a few years back. Since then, they’ve become very close, which Brad is thrilled about. Angelina is inspired by Bono’s humanitarian work and gets on with his wife Ali Hewson. Ali’s given Angelina some clothes from her ethical clothing range Edun,” said a source.

The source also claims that Angelina wants to ask her ex-lesbian lover Jenny Shimzu to be the godmother, but Brad has not yet agreed to the suggestion.

Two seemingly crazy paparazzi were arrested on Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s property for trying to photograph the couple’s newborn twins, Vivienne and Knox, according to Usmagazine.com.

According to a statement released by Chateau Miraval, the two individuals were “in full camouflaged gear and carried high-powered photographic equipment typically used by sophisticated paparazzi. When confronted by security guards on the Chateau Miraval property, the two individuals claimed there were just out on a hike.”

When the security guards tried to escort the photographers out, one of them became very angry and violent. He even said that he had Hepatitis C before biting one of the security guards.

Britney Spears and her ex husband, Kevin Federline, finalized their child custody settlement yesterday, according to Fox News. The settlement included a $5,000-per-month increase in child support for K-fed.

Spears’ payments to her ex husband/wannabe rapper will increase from $15,000 to $20,000 per month. Spears will also pay Federline’s attorneys a whopping $250,000.

The exact terms of the custody agreement have been sealed by the court, but according to some reports Spears has been granted more time with her kids, including additional overnight visits.

The money craze that tabloids offer celebrities in order to get the first exclusive photos of their new born must have completely slipped Ethan Hawke’s and his wife’s mind, as they “freely” posed their new baby girl.

Clementine Jane Hawke, who’s only a week old, was exposed to the public on Friday in Manhattan, ruining any chance of her parents making any serious “exclusive” baby photo money out of her!

According to US Weekly, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt turned to in vitro fertilization to conceive their twins, Vivienne and Knox.

A source close to the couple has told the magazine that “they both desperately wanted more babies soon.” The source also claims that Jolie chose the procedure so that “she wouldn’t have to deal with the stress of trying to get pregnant.”

According to Dr. Arthur Wisot of L.A.’s Reproductive Medical Group, the chance of having fraternal twins at Angelina’s age (she’s 33 years old) is about 1%. But with in vitro the chances become 25%.