Brad Pitt and Angelina Break Up

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have split up, apparently due to Pitt’s continued contact with his ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston. A source told the National Inquirer:

‘It’s an official split. Brad and Angelina will make appearances together from time to time and he’ll meet up with the kids when he can. But make no mistake this is a major split. They will make it official. It looks like brad will be shooting two movies in California and in the Amazon, while Angelina is retreating to their French chateau with the rest of the family.

So, folks, that’s that. They’re single and sexy and rich and successful. Please, for the love of god, put pants on before you go after them. You might think it’ll save time if you don’t, but there’s no chance of you getting to either of them if you’re arrested for indecent exposure.