Speaking of celebrities and unique names…
Straight from the pages of Mein Kampf, er.. we mean.. the Times.. comes this story.
A bakery in New Jersey decided not to decorate their cake with the words Adolf Hitler.
Heath and Deborah Campbell gave their son the name Adolf Hitler because they wanted to give the child a unique title(they didn’t like him??). The ShopRite store in the state refused to ice the three-year-old’s birthday cake with his name, which outraged his father: “A name’s a name. The kid isn’t going to grow up and do what [Hitler] did.”
ShopRite spokeswoman Karen Meleta claimed that Campbell also wanted a swastika on the cake in addition to the name. She added: “We reserve the right not to print anything on the cake that we deem to be inappropriate.”
The Campbells’ other two children are called JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell. The parents insisted that “some of his best friends are black..” Ohmigod you’ve GOT to be kidding..
Fairly unique story since…. isn’t Campbell a Scots name??
Hm. you have to wonder about their political beliefs dont cha??… we’re just SAYIN…
