Those crazy celebrities always seem to get themselves in some kind of hot water don’t they, and summer seems to bring out the crazies by the score, but this year, the whole year has had its amusing series of interesting celebrity events.
With just a bit more than a month of 2008 left, and Christmas right around the corner, we thought it would be amusing to see just who’s been misbehaving.
After going over the list a couple times, we’ve got just one thing to say.. Santa’s gonna be TICKED….
The Drugs and weapons on the tour bus weren’t his, pleaded Little Wayne, in February. (OF COURSE they weren’t.) He pleaded not guilty to charges.
April saw wannabe Diva Naomi Campbell claiming that the ONLY reason she was arrested at Heathrow airport subsequently banned from British Airways because she was black. It couldn’t POSSIBLY have been that she held up the plane from its proper schedule, cursed, generally behaved like an ass, spit on police officers and created the scenes shes noted for… yawn..
April also saw former CSI star Gary Dourdan having a really really good time, as Palm Springs cops found him passed out in his vehicle at 5 a.m. and booked him for heroin–oh.. and a little bit of cocaine.. and some ecstasy.. hm.. did we forget to mention the prescription drugs??
April was also the month for Denver Nuggets, Carmelo Anthony..for drunk driving, when police found him weaving in an interesting way while driving his Mercedes weaving and failing to dim his high beams.
Lets see.. DMX was May, or was it June, or could it have been July.. oh wait.He gets to claim all three months. It was all three. DMX arrested for defrauding a hospital, animal cruelty, cocaine, marijuana, speeding, speeding… if we tried to list them all we’d be here all night.
September saw ANOTHER drug conviction for celeb Ryan Oneal, but this time, he brought along his family…
O’Neal and son Redmond were both charged with felony possession of methamphetamine. (Does the youngster remind anyone else of a woebegone Howdy Doody?? … We’re just SAYIN…
Pint sized bad boy, Gary Coleman pleaded not guilty to misdemeanor reckless driving and disorderly conduct stemming from a September arrest at a Utah bowling alley.
Vernita Lee, better known as Oprah Winfrey’s mother, has been sued by Valentina, Inc for a $155,000 bill that she is not paying. Lee is countersuing the company, saying they should not have extended credit to her and took advantage of her “lack of knowledge, ability, and/or capacity” to pay the bill.Previously the company sued her for a $175,000 bill that she was unable to pay. If she’s done this same bit twice, we find it difficult to believe SHE is the one being taken advantage of. With Oprah as your daughter, though, do you really need Santa?.
Thunder Collins, famed for his fleet feet, a Nebraska Running Back was arrested for murder after a double shooting in Omaha Nebraska in September. Sounds more like he’s going to get life for Christmas.
Lillo Brancato, Jr., the actor who starred in “A Bronx Tale” and the “Sopranos”, went on trial in October for the alleged murder of a New York police officer.
Singer Kanye West was arrested at the Los Angeles International Airport after he reportedly attacked a photographer and broke a camera that had an estimated value of more than $10,000. West’s manager was also arrested.
Do these little episodes sound just a BIT more than naughty to any of you?
With the continuous traversing in and out of the jailhouse doors by some of our more interesting celebrities, it seems like Santa has a lot to think about this year, and if he DOES kick up the goods for them, he’s going to need to pay close attention to detail to know whether to deliver to their residence or their vacation homes behind bars..
LOL! Some celebs have surely been busy, but DMX is definitely this year’s biggest loser!